THE THREE MOST WANTED MEN IN THE WOOD
Friday, July 24 arrives with MULTI-REBUY MADNESS. Tim enters carrying the thousand-yard stare of a man who has already folded the winning hand. Bish is smiling suspiciously—which league officials have confirmed is never a good sign. Mark, the league’s senior statesman, has survived eight decades and more questionable river calls than we can legally document. Now somebody thinks they can collect his bounty. Bring cash. Bring your A-game. Bring emotional stability for multiple rebuys. Nobody is safe.
Friday, July 24, 2026 · Multi-Rebuy Tournament · Doors Open 6:00pm · Cards Fly 7:00pm · DO NOT REHEAT PIZZA IN THE CARDBOARD BOX IN THE OVEN
POKER IN THE WOOD
Twenty-plus years of bad beats, worse decisions, and friendships that somehow survived both.
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