POKER IN THE WOOD
Twenty-plus years of bad beats, worse decisions, and friendships that somehow survived both.
Q Single Tonight: The Woods Have Entered a State of Emergency
Local authorities confirm the PokerintheWood crew has mistaken one Friday-night Q Single tournament for an international crisis. The chips are mobilized. The plans are useless. Everyone believes this is finally his night.
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- 50+ Players
- Thousands of questionable decisions
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Q Single Tonight: The Woods Have Entered a State of Emergency
Local authorities confirm the PokerintheWood crew has mistaken one Friday-night Q Single tournament for an international crisis. The…
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Triple Stack Chaos: Chance Wins, Marcel Somehow Leaves With 54
Chance won Triple Stack 3 with 45 base points. Marcel cashed Bish for a 15-point bounty and left…
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NutGas Emergency Ends After Neighborhood Evacuation; Friday Tournament Cleared to Proceed
The NutGas emergency is over. The neighborhood has been reopened, the man in the coconut cup has been…
Read the full story →Friday’s Tournament Postponed Following Nut Gas Event in the Bathroom
This Friday's tournament (July 10) is postponed after a Nut Gas Event contaminated the bathroom. A hazmat crew…
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BREAKING: EPA Declares Former Poker In The Wood Host House a Level-4 Biological Hazard
The EPA investigation into NutGas Events at a founding PITW home is now a matter of public record. Marland has no comment.
The EPA has classified the former DeBeck residence — a founding PITW host home — as a Level-4…
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Tim Hits 70 Points, League Briefly Considers Drug Testing His Math
Fourteen players showed up to Double Points Night. One of them prepared.
Tim wins the June 26 Double Points Night with 70 points. Fourteen players showed up to a doubled-stakes…
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Browse the Lore Archive →The Houses That Built The Flock
Five homes. Hundreds of tournaments. Thousands of laughs. One league that refused to fold.
Every founding home built Poker In The Wood. Bish made sure it never disappeared.
Pull Up a Chair
This isn’t just poker. It’s twenty years of friendship that happens to keep score.